Friday, March 07, 2008

bruised,battered,flat_ _ _ _ _
PLEASE do NOT ever ever mistreat waiters during a banquet.or even get the slightest impatient.good God,you have any idea how these people work?the soup bowls weigh like 8 to 9 kilos and you have them carrying at least 3 at once.you walk half a football field to get food to some stinking scums who think they own the world and you have captains barking like mad dogs at you every nano second. YOu collect so many glasses at once that absolutely threaten to drop,pretty much hanging precariously on the shaking hands.and of course,you stand for more than 5 hours till your lumbar threatens to crush into pieces ,in the process waiting for the Bosses to talk and be merry.Hot stuff,and that...pretty much sums up moi experience at banquet waitressing. call me a sissy or whatever,i think this job is inhumane. and so,my immune system waged a war on me.

what do you call a 5 day comatose,delirious,pukish~ sore condition? EXTREMELY painful. 1 night of banquet left all my joints pretty sore,dangling dangerously as virus attacked in battalions in a synchronized manner.and all at strategic points too.The heat was up till a sweltering 40 celcius leaving all the good soldiers of white blood count drained.The good ol' Marshall of blood-pressure too dipped dangerously low,too tired to press on. "sorry,got kinda carried away....."

but good news,i lost weight,heck of course i did,who doesn't when you're starved for 3 days.anyway,i'm trying to convince my parents who pretty much guessed this would happen and are in the 'i told u so' phase.
Excerpt
me:This is just a matter of weak constitution you now.nat geo says it has to do with some kind of yin and yang imbalance.or maybe the chi energy was channeled the wrong way.I was perfectly fine after the 1st night,i only got it after the 2nd night.
them:Pooh,lack of exercise,too much junk food,too much tv,and too much of an easy life more like it. anyway,your salary is prob enough to pay for your medical bills only.
me: 0_0

much as i hate to admit it,i'm strong.... mentally.... only. and ooh,i broke a wine glass during the cocktail reception,did i mention?haha,still sends my heart racing like nuts.It isn't that great to be the center of attention when there're so many journalist and media people around.aah, Life is but full of bull. thank God i have God.

1 comment:

charis said...

now why can't medical books be that interesting??